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Historical Famous
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Historical Famous Quotes is a great reference and resource of quotes from films, shows, movies, history, famous people, leaders, stars and literature, including quotations on life, love, friendship, happy, sad, proverbs, sayings, popular and funny quotes, as well as short and long inspirational quotes. Great for entertainment, essays, and guidance in your own life.

 

Steven Wright, Standup Comedy Routine

About Author: US comedian and actor (1955 - )

Quotes:

  • I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious!

  • I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

  • I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes.

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