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Historical Famous Quotes is a great reference and resource of quotes from films, shows, movies, history, famous people, leaders, stars and literature, including quotations on life, love, friendship, happy, sad, proverbs, sayings, popular and funny quotes, as well as short and long inspirational quotes. Great for entertainment, essays, and guidance in your own life.
Rita Rudner
About Author: US comedian
Quotes:My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
My mother buried three husbands ... and two of them were only napping.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.'
My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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