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Matt Groening
About Author: US cartoonist & satirist (1954 - )
Quotes:Warning signs that lover is bored:
1. Passionless kisses
2. Frequent sighing
3. Moved, left no forwarding address.
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
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