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Quotes
Historical Famous Quotes is a great reference and resource of quotes from films, shows, movies, history, famous people, leaders, stars and literature, including quotations on life, love, friendship, happy, sad, proverbs, sayings, popular and funny quotes, as well as short and long inspirational quotes. Great for entertainment, essays, and guidance in your own life.
Erma Bombeck
About Author: US author & humorist (1927 - 1996)
Quotes:Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
I told you I was sick.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
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